politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

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you know when you go in a room and the lights on and you press the switch out of habit and your whole world is turned upside down???

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whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

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Q: I tend to scratch my head, rubs my arms and like run my hand over the back of my head. it's super annoying. people fucking hate when I start tapping or bouncing my legs.

I do the same too pal it’s fine, I rub my palms and my shoulders mainly and I tap my feet in the air a lot!


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